Post by thebluemage on Jul 24, 2015 21:01:44 GMT -5
Praise for BALTER VANRIK:
"The Edgiest troll I've ever seen" -Moike, host of the critically acclaimed Trolltalk with Moikenator
===> Be a really awful person.
"The Edgiest troll I've ever seen" -Moike, host of the critically acclaimed Trolltalk with Moikenator
===> Be a really awful person.
Your name is Balter Vanrik, and that kind of hits the nail on the head, doesn't it?
Well, you don't think there's anything wrong with you, at least! Everyone else seems to be caught up in silly things like what's TABOO and acceptable in SOCIETY. You concern yourself for NEITHER, merely doing what FEELS RIGHT! In your case, that's getting away from the cities and the rest of civilization to enjoy the DANGEROUS ALTERNIAN WILDERNESS. You feel a deep connection with the land, living off it. With your WOLFHOUND lusus having died a few sweeps ago, you can pretty much do WHATEVER YOU WANT.
This has caused you to develop a violent distaste for authority and the majority of highbloods who seem expect servile behavior from you due to your caste. Needless to say, you think the HEMOSPECTRUM is a sham, a hoax. It's harmful to everyone bottom to top and you say it needs to go. You suppose this makes you a bit of a REVOLUTIONARY, but you've seen enough of Alternia to know what happens to trolls that get too LOUD about it. You may be wild, but you aren't stupid. As it stands, you do your part by treating everyone you meet as an EQUAL. This would be a really great thing, and mark you as a decent guy, if you weren't also a complete PRICK. You are ANTAGONISTIC and expect ANTAGONISM in return, and you pride yourself on seeing pretentious SELF-CONTROLLED trolls get dropped down to their base level. If asked about it, you might get a bit theatrical, but let's be honest; you do it because you think it's FUN. That's your reasoning for doing everything.
One of the things you enjoy most is STRENUOUS PHYSICAL ACTIVITY, such as SPRINTING or MORTAL PERIL. You're a thrill seeker, and feel that a life without risk is fucking awful. This active lifestyle has made you a LEAN MEAN FIGHTING MACHINE, and you never skip out on a brawl. Brawls are the best kind of sport, the ultimate test to see who exactly is TOP DOG! You find you usually do good at these events, not because you're exceptionally strong or skilled, but because you are one SAVAGE and RELENTLESS son of a bitch. Broken arm? Psh, cry later and hit them with it! Is a Clawbeast about to rip out your neck for an early dinner? Bite off its nose and turn the tables!
Oh, sorry, what were you talking about? You sometimes go off on tangents. You were talking about Quadrants? Why the fuck not! As expected of someone like you, you attract infinitely more hate than pity, and thus you have an inclination towards black romance. It's more of a challenge, anyway. You'd take that over just sitting around cuddling any day. Fuck cuddling. You, sadly, will likely have to put up with it or learn to like it, as every troll knows you need Red and Black to not get culled by the Authority. You know that despite your talk, you're pretty inexperienced with every kind of romance as a side-effect of living where you do.
Romance is probably the only area of your life you apply this time honored saying; Fake it until you make it!
===> Kneel before the Carved Tree.
YOU DON'T KNEEL. But you will respect the tree. It's an important symbol of faith. It's got simple tenants for simple trolls: Never kill through trickery, respect nature, and never bind anyone to your will. The religion doesn't have a name, if it has it's been lost to time. You just call it "your Faith" and leave it at that. It's helped you become who you are today, as it advocates not hiding your emotions or restricting yourself.
It also talks about getting drugged up and going on spirit walks, as well as eating the prepared HEARTS of your ENEMIES to gain their POWER. It's pretty awesome. You learned everything you know about it off the back of a giant carved tree. You don't often SHARE these beliefs, though. They kind of break most of the established TABOOS in Trollian society and ignores the rest. Besides, you think it makes you UNIQUE!
It doesn't.
But let's leave all that religion stuff behind for now! Too much religion spoils the pot, they say! Let's talk about some of your more...not insane interests! You greatly enjoy THEATER, though you know it's mostly because you used to be a THESPIAN and you're a sucker for nostalgia. You also like DRYING meat to create jerky, and this serves as one of your primary food sources besides straight up cooked meat. Gods, meat is the best. You're also pretty big into carving wooden sculptures and totems, having an artistic outlet for your non-violent creativity(gasp, you have that?) is really quite soothing. You also enjoy tanning hides and gathering furs to use in the construction of fluffy rugs. You love those things. Finally, you like playing darts, only with your hatchets! This has made you a pretty good shot, if you say so yourself.
===> Contemplate the future.
Not exactly your thing, but anything for the fans. You don't actually plan on trying to join the military, or act in any capacity to support the Empire. What you'll probably end up doing is becoming a INTERGALACTIC BANDIT, living on your wits and the risks you take to make it from day to day. It'll be great! Maybe one day, you'll be the thorn in the Empire's side you've always dreamed of being!
Realistically though, you'll probably be churned into the Empire's war machine or dead. But come on, a guy can dream right?
===> Stare at your computer.
What? That old thing? It's shit at running just about everything. If you ever played a game that is in some way related to SGRUB, then you'd be the PRINCE OF HOPE in the LAND OF PURITY AND GLASS, and you HATE THE PRISSY PANTOLOONS.
Your trolltag is meistingHighway and you Grr-ot a bit of a Grr-owly voice.
Well, you don't think there's anything wrong with you, at least! Everyone else seems to be caught up in silly things like what's TABOO and acceptable in SOCIETY. You concern yourself for NEITHER, merely doing what FEELS RIGHT! In your case, that's getting away from the cities and the rest of civilization to enjoy the DANGEROUS ALTERNIAN WILDERNESS. You feel a deep connection with the land, living off it. With your WOLFHOUND lusus having died a few sweeps ago, you can pretty much do WHATEVER YOU WANT.
This has caused you to develop a violent distaste for authority and the majority of highbloods who seem expect servile behavior from you due to your caste. Needless to say, you think the HEMOSPECTRUM is a sham, a hoax. It's harmful to everyone bottom to top and you say it needs to go. You suppose this makes you a bit of a REVOLUTIONARY, but you've seen enough of Alternia to know what happens to trolls that get too LOUD about it. You may be wild, but you aren't stupid. As it stands, you do your part by treating everyone you meet as an EQUAL. This would be a really great thing, and mark you as a decent guy, if you weren't also a complete PRICK. You are ANTAGONISTIC and expect ANTAGONISM in return, and you pride yourself on seeing pretentious SELF-CONTROLLED trolls get dropped down to their base level. If asked about it, you might get a bit theatrical, but let's be honest; you do it because you think it's FUN. That's your reasoning for doing everything.
One of the things you enjoy most is STRENUOUS PHYSICAL ACTIVITY, such as SPRINTING or MORTAL PERIL. You're a thrill seeker, and feel that a life without risk is fucking awful. This active lifestyle has made you a LEAN MEAN FIGHTING MACHINE, and you never skip out on a brawl. Brawls are the best kind of sport, the ultimate test to see who exactly is TOP DOG! You find you usually do good at these events, not because you're exceptionally strong or skilled, but because you are one SAVAGE and RELENTLESS son of a bitch. Broken arm? Psh, cry later and hit them with it! Is a Clawbeast about to rip out your neck for an early dinner? Bite off its nose and turn the tables!
Oh, sorry, what were you talking about? You sometimes go off on tangents. You were talking about Quadrants? Why the fuck not! As expected of someone like you, you attract infinitely more hate than pity, and thus you have an inclination towards black romance. It's more of a challenge, anyway. You'd take that over just sitting around cuddling any day. Fuck cuddling. You, sadly, will likely have to put up with it or learn to like it, as every troll knows you need Red and Black to not get culled by the Authority. You know that despite your talk, you're pretty inexperienced with every kind of romance as a side-effect of living where you do.
Romance is probably the only area of your life you apply this time honored saying; Fake it until you make it!
===> Kneel before the Carved Tree.
YOU DON'T KNEEL. But you will respect the tree. It's an important symbol of faith. It's got simple tenants for simple trolls: Never kill through trickery, respect nature, and never bind anyone to your will. The religion doesn't have a name, if it has it's been lost to time. You just call it "your Faith" and leave it at that. It's helped you become who you are today, as it advocates not hiding your emotions or restricting yourself.
It also talks about getting drugged up and going on spirit walks, as well as eating the prepared HEARTS of your ENEMIES to gain their POWER. It's pretty awesome. You learned everything you know about it off the back of a giant carved tree. You don't often SHARE these beliefs, though. They kind of break most of the established TABOOS in Trollian society and ignores the rest. Besides, you think it makes you UNIQUE!
It doesn't.
But let's leave all that religion stuff behind for now! Too much religion spoils the pot, they say! Let's talk about some of your more...not insane interests! You greatly enjoy THEATER, though you know it's mostly because you used to be a THESPIAN and you're a sucker for nostalgia. You also like DRYING meat to create jerky, and this serves as one of your primary food sources besides straight up cooked meat. Gods, meat is the best. You're also pretty big into carving wooden sculptures and totems, having an artistic outlet for your non-violent creativity(gasp, you have that?) is really quite soothing. You also enjoy tanning hides and gathering furs to use in the construction of fluffy rugs. You love those things. Finally, you like playing darts, only with your hatchets! This has made you a pretty good shot, if you say so yourself.
===> Contemplate the future.
Not exactly your thing, but anything for the fans. You don't actually plan on trying to join the military, or act in any capacity to support the Empire. What you'll probably end up doing is becoming a INTERGALACTIC BANDIT, living on your wits and the risks you take to make it from day to day. It'll be great! Maybe one day, you'll be the thorn in the Empire's side you've always dreamed of being!
Realistically though, you'll probably be churned into the Empire's war machine or dead. But come on, a guy can dream right?
===> Stare at your computer.
What? That old thing? It's shit at running just about everything. If you ever played a game that is in some way related to SGRUB, then you'd be the PRINCE OF HOPE in the LAND OF PURITY AND GLASS, and you HATE THE PRISSY PANTOLOONS.
Your trolltag is meistingHighway and you Grr-ot a bit of a Grr-owly voice.
Age: 8 Sweeps
Gender: Male
Height: 6'2" (6'4" with horns)
Weight: 160 lbs of LEAN MUSCLE.
Trolltag: meistingHighway
Typing Quirk: You Grrowl when a word starts with a G
Blood Color: Olive #556B2F
Lusus: A very large wolfhound, deceased.
Strife Specibi: hatchetKind
Fetch Modii: Laid to Dry Modus- All items inside are constantly heated and must reach a certain temperature before being taken out.
Personality: Aggressive, curious, and free-spirited he treats people with an equal amount of respect. He's realistic with his goals but more spiritual in his beliefs. He tries to keep it hidden, but he's very verbose and enjoys exposition. He tries to get people around him to listen to their hearts and do what feels right to them. He prefers black romance over red or pale due to how violent it can get, and the fact that he craves challenge.
Interests:
Ancestor: The Verboten/The Woodwhit
Ancestor: The Verboten/The Woodwhit
Title: Prince of Hope, them pantaloons man.
Land: Land of Purity and Glass
Dream Moon: Derse
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